I am definitely not joining in on the Not-Me-Monday craze after a week of outstanding stupidity, because I make good choices all the time and never do things I regret. Nope. Also, I clearly don't even know what Not Me Monday is, since I am single and only 22 and have no reason to be reading Mommy Blogs.
Oops.
Anyway. While at the dunes for the first half of the week, I most certainly did not get a preposterous sunburn from trying the hardest to sunscreen the parts of me that I knew would be showing in my interview outfit for Thursday, leaving big red splotches basically everywhere that was covered by clothing. Nope. Not me!
I definitely did not use double-stick tape to make sure there were no awkward gaps in my button-up shirt when I went in for a job interview Thursday morning. And I clearly didn't have to wake up my sister before leaving to ask if I could borrow a "grown-up" purse, because I am an adult and own plenty of responsible, professional-looking purses that are not large and covered in vegetarian buttons.
On Friday, I definitely did not take my neice to the playground with the size sticker still stuck on my new jeans. Nope. Not me. I also definitely did not call a number of people, panicking from the Target parking lot about how my car wouldn't start because I hadn't put it in park. No way. I'm a responsible driver who knows how to turn her car off. Really. Not me!
